January 2012
Bye, bye 2011. My advice for 2012? You might have...
December 2011
A letter to the signs:
Aries: Stop talking so much, no one cares.
Taurus: Stop being so cautious about everything, it's a turn off.
Gemini: Stop acting like you know about everything, you don't.
Cancer: Stop letting people walk all over you, you're more than that.
Leo: Stop craving the attention you know you can't have, it's annoying.
Virgo: Stop being such a homebody, go out and have fun.
Libra: Stop being so indecisive, it's gone on far too long.
Scorpio: Stop being so mean to people that love you the most.
Sagittarius: Stop searching for lover and lover, let them come to you.
Capricorn: Stop working so hard for just one day and learn to forgive.
Aquarius: Stop being so cold towards people's feelings, please.
Pisces: Stop worrying yourself and crying over tiny little things, don't let them see you like that.
I hate how I get too attached to people so easily.
brendangardiola:
Because when they’re gone, its like I’m left with nothing.
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
shadrachcustado:
YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
LOOOOOOLOLOLL
Sometimes, a simple "hello" can lead to so much...
Friend1: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mom."
Friend2: "come back to bed"
Friend3: *various sex noises*
Friend4: "tell her I said hi"
Friend5: "PASS THE WEED"
Anonymous asked: But you said San Francisco....
Merry Christmas Eve!
Anonymous asked: Where in the bay are you gonna be?!??!
Anonymous asked: Hey! Where are you going for christmas? (;
Anonymous asked: why don't you like camille?just go out with her already,,lol
#Dead.
Girlfriend: Babe, what are you doing?
Boyfriend: Nothing much, really tired going to sleep now and you sweetheart?
Girlfriend: In the club standing behind you -_-
Watch
RULE OF TUMBLR. WHEN YOU SEE THIS, YOU REBLOG IT.
Bite my neck. That's it we fucking.
HAHAH.